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Fountain of youth 

Worse than a corporate scam since its a human scam. There is no fountain of youth, not everybody has the gift of being an eternal child, some people do and some don't. You could convince people that everybody could be that way, but not everybody is good at being charming or childlike and playful, just like any talent, not everybody has it.
People who tell you there's a fountain of youth must think you can't handle the truth.
Fountain of youth by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020

Fountain Effect 

The result of a person knowing everything about you, without you knowing anything about this person, probably because a friend of yours has told this person your whole life.
Jessica: "Hey George, I know you like furry porn with old ladies."
George: "HOW?! Is this the Fountain Effect? Not again!"
Fountain Effect by Silience March 16, 2021

Fountain-frolicking 

Traipsing joyfully through public fountains or water features, generally with a group of friends, and often in a flirtatious or playful manner.
During their last evening together, the travellers removed their shoes and enjoyed some well-deserved fountain-frolicking before heading back to their rooms.

Fountain of Troy 

When you are having anal sex and the girls hands are handcuffed to her legs, you then proceed to pull out and splurge on her face while laughing.
Dude I pulled a fountain of troy last night.
Fountain of Troy by phook March 1, 2010

Fountain Sperm 

when a man ejaculates in an upward position to make a puddle surrounding him. The woman would then shoot pennies from her vagina into the puddle of sperm
I gave hookers a fountain sperm the other night.
Fountain Sperm by Ben and Matteezzy February 24, 2009

Fountain of Olympus 

A sex position where one lifts the woman above his head with his arms and drinks her nectar. His feet are two shoulder lengths apart facing East while his arms lifting her towards the sky in honor of the Gods of Mount Olympus.
I don't go to the gym, the Fountain of Olympus keeps me fit.

If she's bored in the sack, summon the Fountain of Olympus.

I dislocated my shoulder trying to drink from the Fountain of Olympus.
Fountain of Olympus by franky2toes October 14, 2011