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defenestrated by Seamus McCabe August 1, 2004
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chewbacca defense
When you use a totally bullshit argument that has absolutley nothing to do with the case. This term comes from the popular TV show South Park
I hope Johnny Cochdoesn't use his famous Chewbacca Defense.... This is Chewbacca, Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! What does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! None of this makes sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. DAMNIT!
chewbacca defense by Mike Hunt April 5, 2004
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Clench Defender
A straight male who attempts to protect himself from rape by clenching his buttcheeks together. Can commonly be observed in prison showers.
Prisoner 1: Look at Billy over there... he’s clenching his cheeks real tight.
Prisoner 2: Must be cause he dropped the soap... he must be a clench defender.
Tyrone: Shit mayne... I’m still comin for that double-wide surprise *inhales* gawd dayummm.
Prisoner 2: Must be cause he dropped the soap... he must be a clench defender.
Tyrone: Shit mayne... I’m still comin for that double-wide surprise *inhales* gawd dayummm.
Clench Defender by Pooperfuc420tits April 27, 2020
Defenceless
STREAM DEFENCELESS BY LOUIS TOMLINSON!!!!!!! NEVER BEEN SO DEFENCELESS!!! IF YOU HAVE TASTE YOU'LL LISTEN TO IT!!!!!
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Defenceless by timea February 6, 2021
Phillies Defense
a legal exemption for all citizens of Philadelphia for a variety of crimes ranging from rioting, prostitution, and parking tickets, when their sports teams do well.
1. "My friend Bobby got arrested for streaking through downtown Philadelphia after Game 4. He's exercising the Phillies Defense in court on Monday."
2. I'm offering up sex on craigslist for WS tix. If I get busted, I'll just use the Phillies Defense."
2. I'm offering up sex on craigslist for WS tix. If I get busted, I'll just use the Phillies Defense."
Phillies Defense by FunThrax October 28, 2009
Pee-Wee Defense
The Peewee Defense is the defense employed during an argument by somebody who is bad at debate (or is trying to argue a really stupid point), generally when all other forms of defense have been exhausted or they otherwise run out of options. It consists of one individual attempting to turn the debate against the opponent by accusing them of the exact same statements being used by the opponent.
"Only an idiot would rely on the Pee-Wee Defense to win an argument."
"I know you are, but what am I?"
"I know you are, but what am I?"
Pee-Wee Defense by Kipu October 23, 2013
Co-dependent
Often describing someone who finds all their value as a human being in having a romantic relationship. If they are single, they feel like a total failure and therefore will put up with all kinds of possessive, unhealthy Mr/Ms. Wrongs to bolster their own self worth.
Often seen in high school sweethearts who date all the way through college and into mid-20s. Even though annoyed and bored with each other, they still refuse to break up because they can't stand being single.
Often seen in high school sweethearts who date all the way through college and into mid-20s. Even though annoyed and bored with each other, they still refuse to break up because they can't stand being single.
Debbie said she always knew Jason wasn't 'the one', but still dated him for 7 years. She's as co-dependent as a barnacle.
Co-dependent by Shumado May 18, 2014