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One handed chat

To engage in cybersex. More specifically, to type erotic chat with one hand while pleasuring oneself with the other hand.
Since she weighed 500 pounds in real life, Brenda only did the one handed chat with her many prospective boyfriends.
One handed chat by Mike West 27 September 2, 2009

play one's cards close to one's chest 

To keep to oneself, to be secretive, to be very cautious in one's dealing with people and giving nothing much or nothing at all away. (As if one were playing cards and not permitting anyone to see any of the cards.)
"He is very cautious. He plays his cards close to his chest."

"You seem to be playing your cards close to your vest."

"Roy likes to play his cards close to his chest"

"To play one's cards close to one's chest is not nice etiquette"

online chat 

An online chat is like talking, but whithout the talking. You just write. And it's online.
"Send nudes"
*You are now blocked from this online chat*
online chat by PenisGuy_69 September 30, 2020

Girls Only Chat 

Also known as Girls Only, Girls Chat and sometimes GC. Girls Only Chat is an overly pink java chat room found at chat-avenue.com

Full of mostly bisexual girls, slutty lesbians, fems, poor moderators, guys who wear panties, confused heterosexual girls, pedophiles, russians, hotmail/myspace spammers, sex starved males who are hot for lesbianism and young teenagers who are into incest.

My hypothesis; This chat includes girls of a lesbian orientation simply because Gay Chat is full of too many old men who gag for cock. It's overwhelming for the female mind, either lesbian or straight. The lesbians aware of chat-avenue.com migrated to Girls Only and set up there own safe-house. Over each passing year Girls Only Chat has degraded, and now because of the overly sexual/idiotic nature of the present day human being, may never be what it once was; a nice friendly chat from lesbians to innocently flirt, joke and become friends.

Girls Only Chat Simulation

<16/f slut>
anyone want to look at my cam add me at sluttyles@hotmail.com girls only plz
<guy in sisters panties>
hey someone PM me
<guy in sisters panties>
hey someone PM me
<SEXYLATINO>
I LIKE ASS
<Mod>
No addies!
<SEXYLATINO>
ASS IS SEXY
<16/f slut>
anyone want to look at my cam add me at sluttyles@hotmail.com girls only plz
<Mod>
No addies!
Girls Only Chat by Totallynothere December 9, 2008

One-Chat-Stands

Twisted Cliche:

A 'friend' on XboxLIVE/ PSN/ Steam e.t.c. Whom you have 'added' based on shallow foundations /values (e.g admiration of playing ability) and experience. You have merely chatted to them once and never intend to again due to the impersonal nature of this connection.
"Most of my friends on PSN are One-Chat-Stands"

I Can Only Use Canned Chat 

When someone is Muted on Adventure Quest Worlds, they will say the phrase "I Can Only Use Canned Chat" , literally translating to " I was saying some things I probably shouldn't have said "
Aine: "I Can Only Use Canned Chat"

Girl 69: OOOOOhhh Snap somebody was being a bad gril
I Can Only Use Canned Chat by Aspar February 18, 2018