ComyetAnimations // CAD 

a youtuber who makes animations on youtube

"wow, who made this animation?"
"its by ComyetAnimations // CAD!"

ComyetAnimations // CAD by lmao i dunno March 14, 2019

Chronic Asian Disorder (CAD)

Commonly abbreviated CAD, Chronic Asian Disorder is used to classify those who engage in standard and/or heightened asian activity. These activities can include (but are not limited to): over-succeeding in academia, exhibiting musical prowess, toting about a gauche lunchbox, possessing poor vision resulting in the need for artificial optical corrections, and commonly seek incongruous relations in the opposite sex.

WooTong, who suffers from Chronic Asian Disorder (CAD), shamed his family with his 95% on the higher lever AP cognitive abstract/impractical mathematics course VII. His excuse was the disuniting split-complimentary between his lunchbox and his glasses.

Chronic Asian Disorder (CAD) by skankhoprostitute February 12, 2010

ABA CAD 

When you're writing a multiple choice test and have no fuckin idea what any of the answers are, so you use "ABA CAD" to get through it. First question, you answer A, then B, then A, then C, then A, then D and repeat until the test is over. At least some of your answers will come out right (hopefully)

Rob: "shit man, I was ripping up a bar last night and I'm blanking on this test right now"

Milos: "Just use ABA CAD. That's always helped me push through"

ABA CAD by Dan Bucklet November 1, 2018

Cazenovian Cad 

1. An upper-middle class yuppie parent, that often lives in New York but leaves their son and/or daughter to be raised in Cazenovia, New York. These parents often brag about their little products (i.e. children) that they only see on odd weekends and holidays. Sometimes shortened to Caz Cad, but this version usually implies a yuppie who has older children that go to Cazenovia College.

She's a Cazenovain Cad and recites the Cazenovian Caddish on the holidays.
Translation: She's a snob and feels obligated to visit her children on the holidays.

Cazenovian Cad by David Silverman December 14, 2008

Stonecold Cad Cad 

A Yhetti of such massive size that the earth shakes when he walks. His penis is not in proportion with his body though. It is very small.

"Oh my GOD! Look at that guy! His penis is so small!"

Stonecold Cad Cad by Nick September 2, 2003

knick knack paddy whack still riding cad-E-llacs

what ludricrous still is even in late 2004 with the release of "Get Back"

"Cause its the knick knack paddy whack still riding cad-E-llacs, family off the street made my homies put the baggies back."

knick knack paddy whack still riding cad-E-llacs by Sc46and2 February 15, 2005

T-Cad 

T-Cad is a beverage that causes erectile dysfunction. If anybody is to drink T-Cad, they would have to strap down their penis to their thigh with some firm duct tape. If you are a girl, you will sprout a penis and have to deal with the effects of the drink. If T-Cad is spilt on the body, you will sprout nipples upon the area it was exposed to.

No one is safe.

I drank too much T-Cad.
God dammit my penis could pierce a mammoth.

T-Cad by dabid mulan August 6, 2012