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A SHORT STOP THAT NEVER LETS A BALL PASS (CATCHES EVERYTHING).
SEE THAT SHORT STOP, SHE STOPS EVERY BALL IN EVERY DIRECTION AND COVERS THE BAG, WHAT A BOOGER !
BOOGER by obewan80 February 21, 2023
The definition booger?; Is a scientific term to be told to your enemies a close friend, or family member. It goes down in history as one of the most knowledgeable pieces of literature to be graced on man-kind's eyes. The only phrase-word- that shows all meanings of life and death combined. It shows the unseen wars that we have begotten, and the ones that will become. It is the one, and only one, most important saying used by all cultures since the beginning of our universe. It has no meaning other than Booger? You are only able to use this word to enhance the quality of an essay, a speech, even in basic conversation, to make it better. The only other word like this is "Boogie?!". this phrase can only be used with a question mark at the end or you will sound retarded.
Are you booger?
Scientifically speaking you are a booger?.

wow you really are Booger? aren't you.
booger? by yaboog September 12, 2022

Booger Bandit 

One whom secretly flicks boogers on public urinal walls right in front of the urinal. Also the metal doors right in front of the public toilet, the toilet walls leave for complete stealth and privacy, but the urinal is a first choice as more people will be exposed the booger(s). This is not limited to males, females will usually do this to get back at their friends, thus mostly doing this in a private home bathroom. There is a code amongst the Booger Bandit elite-'Never cover up another Bandits handiwork, only improve on the motherfucker with a perfectly placed booger.'
Whilst taking a shit at work, Mark peered straight ahead and noticed that the office Booger Bandit was in fine form that morning having covered the toiled door with a red and green booger. He was disgusted, yet curiously aroused by the mystique and dedication of the Booger Bandit.
Booger Bandit by Rimjob Ninja March 7, 2011

Booger casserole

Food so disgusting, not even animals will eat it.
Eww! I wouldn’t feed this booger casserole to a dog. I don’t hate dogs.

Booger Doodle

(Noun) A stone cold chiller

(Verb) chillen super hard
Oh shoot, there’s Tony Hawk and Matthew McConaughey being absolute booger doodles in Hawaii.

Is that Betty White and Snoop Dogg booger doodling in the wave pool?!

booger sugar cougar 

This is a mature woman aka MILF who is welcoming to men who bring drugs to her.
Mandy is a booger sugar cougar who loves men with coke!