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Angry Dragon Monkey Tash 

Whilst recieving oral sex, the man, uses the hair of the female to pull her to the point of gagging on his penis. At which point, he ejaculates and the lack of air forces the cum through her nose to look like dragon nostrels, the man then takes from a small box next to the bed, his freshly shaved pubic hair and throws it on her cum moustache. A combination of the monkey face and angry dragon....
I gave Emma Henry an Angry Dragon Monkey Tash, and she said thank you!!!
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angry dragon of death 

An angry dragon of death is when a girl is giving u head and ure about to bolw, you shove her head as far down your cock as possible and make her gag, wen she gags she will vomit and and the vomit will be most likely orange representing the fire of a dragon. Once she has stopped vomitting stick ure cock back in ure mouth and u will recieve the look of the dragon of death.
I gave this chik the angry dragon of death last nite, im am now scared to ring her back.
angry dragon of death by soonbo August 15, 2006

Angry Dragon Tear 

Perform an Angry Dragon but plug your partner's nose.

Full definition:

While receiving a blow job, before you ejaculate plug your partner's nose, and at the point of cumming slap down hard on the back of your partner's head. They will gag, but since the nose is plugged the semen will come out of the tear-ducts. Making your partner look like an angry dragon, with tears.

NOTE: Pull your penis out of your partner's mouth immediately after, the shock should keep him/her from biting down.
I wanted to do something really special for my girlfriend, so when she was giving me a blowjob I gave her an Angry Dragon Tear. I think I get a badge for it, because it is extremely rare.

Angry Dragon's Revenge 

Upon realization that an angry dragon has been performed, the "dragon" beguiles her inner fire and lets the guy have sex with her at a later time. When he is close to climax, she strokes his shaft as if trying to tease him and slow things down - to make his anticipation grow. When he is dying to get back inside, she releases her rage and grabs his penis tightly in both hands (if possible - if not one will probably do) and swiftly breaks his penis in half like you would a twig. A loud popping sound will ensue, following immediate flaccidity and confusion. Act fast and palm thrust his nose. He will look quite like an impotent angry dragon. Leave quickly.
Last week Edward gave Shelly an angry dragon. Last night, we knew the angry dragon had exacted her revenge because we saw Shelly giggling and running away from his apartment as the EMT's were arriving at his door. Edward, with his penis in a splint, appeared to be breathing fire. The Angry Dragon's Revenge was successful.

Angry Dragon's Tears 

An angry dragon in which you hold the bitch's nose so the jiz cums out her eyes.
"Last night, after consuming mass quantities of salted goat meat, I proceeded to make my lover shed some angry dragon tears."

Angry Dragon Beaver 

A redheaded bitch that can be a bitch, and always will be a bitch.
Did you see that fire breathing bitch? That was the Angry Dragon Beaver

the angry dragon 

when a man is getting head from his bitch. then once he blows his load in her mouth he hits the back of her head and it blows out of her nose.
"jonny pulled off the angry dragon on little jenny when she was done giving him head. she had his load coming out of his nose, and a bruise on her head."
the angry dragon by andreaeaea July 11, 2006