Homemade Sandpaper 

When the corner sheet of your bed is so hardened by dry cum it takes on the texture of sandpaper.

Susie: So I went over to Chad's last night to sleep with him but when I pulled back his sheet I nearly cut myself on his Homemade Sandpaper.

Homemade Sandpaper by Cheesyfondue January 6, 2018

cincinnati sandpaper 

When a girl who usually shaves has let her pubic hair grow out for a few days.

My face is completely raw from her cincinnati sandpaper.

cincinnati sandpaper by Charyk May 9, 2019

Italian sandpaper 

A girl's dense pube stubble, which is at the perfect length so as to rub one's dick raw after prolonged boning.

1: She had Italian sandpaper so my dick hurts, but it was definitely worth it.

2: Ouch, my cock has an Italian sandpaper burn.

Italian sandpaper by slowly healing August 29, 2019

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder. by Rufymonkeyd February 7, 2020

Australian Sandpaper 

When you are in australia on the beach having sex. The male pulls out his penis puts it in the sand and shoves back into the vagina.

You are on the beach having sex with a random girl. Mid stroke you pull out get some sand on your penis and shove it back into the vagina.That is the Australian Sandpaper.

Australian Sandpaper by jonnyb1234 July 18, 2010

Lebanese Sandpaper 

This is a delicate process, and no steps should be skipped.

1. Eat a Burrito
2. Take a shit in your underpants
3. Turn them inside out and allow the larger chunks to fall off, leaving smaller residue.

4. Place them in the freezer over night
5. Invite a girl over
6. When making out, place the frozen underwear over your hand like an oven mit, and gently massage her vagaina, just like you are sanding a peice of wood with sandpaper.

John- Hey Bill, how was your first match.com date last night?
Bill- It went well, until I did the lebanese sandpaper.

John- really, my sister told me she loves when guys do that
Bill- Weird....

Lebanese Sandpaper by I shit in urinals June 12, 2010

Social sandpaper 

A person who constantly makes social interactions awkward, generally due to defects in their personality or after imbibing large amounts of alcohol or sometimes both. This person does not have a social radar and often kills conversations dead in their tracks. Speaking to this person often is about as pleasant as rubbing sandpaper on your face.

'Hey girls, wanna hear a rape joke?'
Silence
'God, this guy is like social sandpaper.'

Social sandpaper by MoscowA May 1, 2010