Robert 

Robert is an amazing person who is fit as frick 😍all though people underestimate Robert don't he will always stick up for his friends and is not afraid to fight for his mates or himself. Robert is very very sporty and likes being physical. He is very talented. Word of advice do not frick wiv him if there ain't no hospital nearby

Robert is great at rugby!
I know he's almost perfect!
🏉🏉

Robert by Wing ching Hong December 30, 2018

Robert 

Medium to tall sized neek. Mad at gaming and Sports. Bare sporty guy says donny alot chats alot of shit but always got ur back. Loyal guy gets girls called Lily and has a decent trim from time to time.

Robert is a person

Robert by Bigshotz069 September 18, 2020

Robert 

a fucking douche bag. he has incredible green eyes that you will drown in and seems like he cares but deep down is self centered and going no where in life. you will fall for them no matter your gender or sexual preference. he will change your life and in the long run you appreciate them, but you still wish you hadnt met him. beware of roberts.

girl 1: ohh look at that guy! hes so dreamy
girl 2: ehhh hes prolly named robert though
girl 1: oh ya your right.

Robert by crackisyummy91 September 26, 2010

Robert 

A weird little boy who is scared of his own shadow.
He is known to live in dumpsters and travels to and from his dumpster homes throughout canada. He is partly asian and partly nautcie.

Whoa!! look at that Creepy dude over there.
He must be a ROBERT.
eew

Robert by Weirdo123 January 6, 2011

Robert 

a worthless piece of shit , one who will always waste your fucking time & a total dick . cares about nobody but his nasty ahh self . cant pull any hoes , & the most ugly thing created by god . hes conceited af & thinks hes better then anyone . DONT EVER FUCKING TRUST HIM , he'll always fuck you over at one point. he does everything to make him look cool , when reallly he is the biggest LOSER . hes a wannna be player & thinks he can akways control & tell you what to do. dont ever waste your time with a robert , he'll only let you down & crush you into a million little pieces.

OMG , what an assshole; he must be a robert !

Robert by Julia Fucking Rosario December 11, 2011

Robert 

Two letters off from Robber. Robert is synonymous with untrustworthy. Roberts will take the first opportunity to stab you in the back as soon as they no longer have a use for you. Roberts are bullies and will punch you in the stomach if you ever try to open up to them. If you somehow find a way to forgive a Robert and try to befriend them despite everything they've done, a Robert will knock you down and laugh.

Robert asked me over for a few beers, got drunk before I did, groped my tits for 20 minutes trying to get into my pants, and then when I didn't instantly drop my clothes for him, he told all my friends that I was a skank who liked it in the butt. When I confronted him the next day and said I forgave him, he pushed me in front of a bus. Robert.

Robert by psilentrogue January 9, 2011

robert 

NOTTT SMOOOTH everr in life

"that guys such a robert"

robert by best friend for ever March 7, 2008