relatives 

1. People you're forced to live with, to love, and to respect,although more than half the time you dispise and wish would die a slow painful death
2. People you love to hate

My relatives are comming over, would u mind sticking flaming bamboo chutes up my fingernails and skinning me alive so i dont have to be with them?

relatives by BANANAconspiracy June 20, 2003

Repetative Angry Dion Syndrome 

Also known as RADS. It is a disease which permanantly fills the infected with unnecassery rage. Severe cases find social gatherings difficult and cannot be stopped from social self destruction. He will always speak his mind, the problem being that his mind is not a nice place as it is filled with cruel thoughts. A liam is the sworn enemy of the RADS and is their complete opposite to them, therefore they are engaged in a battle that only the RADS victem will win by sudden death.

Repetative Angry Dion Syndrome victems are commonly thought of as "bad", really they are misunderstood. What ever happens, do not let them take the initiative, once they have control you will be ground down, mark my words im a RADS victems bitch all because I let him be the daddy god fucking zilla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Repetative Angry Dion Syndrome sufferer or "RADS" victem "I hate Liam"

Me "Common hes not that bad, hes just a bit dumb"

RADS victem "No I can see it in his eyes, hes planing somthing"

Liam arrives *blank stare*

RADS victem "raaarrrrrrr!. Strikes Liam down with one blow.

Repetative Angry Dion Syndrome by Punkisdead July 13, 2007

Repetitive Assurance 

In speech, when someone repeats themselves in an attempt to assure the listener of their intention. Often repetitive assurance is utilized by those who have nothing better to say, so instead they opt to say things twice. Repetitive assurance has been made popular by the character known as YeahYeah from the movie Sandlot.

Rebecca: "You going to go to that movie tonight?"
D'Antonio: "Yeah yeah!"
Rebecca: "How about you, Matt?"
Matt: "I'm in. I'm in!"
Rebecca: "What's with all this repetitive assurance lately?"
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"What was he thinking? I mean, what was he thinking!?"

Repetitive Assurance by theBigKat February 16, 2010

relative humidity 

A feeling of uncomfortable warm dampness while visiting in-laws or extended family.

Bob: How was the reunion?
Sam: Fine, except for all of the relative humidity.

relative humidity by dintx March 19, 2011

Relatively irrelevant 

The being of irrelevant in a relative situation.

"This whole argument is relatively irrelevant..."

Relatively irrelevant by TheRealMrVegas August 8, 2014

relative history 

The history of your blood parents, or the history of your mother and father.

My mom and dads life story, relative or relative history is relative to my life story.

relative history by Cronic Christoph January 5, 2017

Rezlatives

Your Native American family member who is just rezzed out guy 👋🏽
Always saying “AYYYE”, “YIHHH”, “GAWT DOGS”, “Actin’ Stink”, “Ennit”, ect...

One of my rezlatives only likes the 3 Fs; Fried Bologna, Free Plays, and Fine Aunties

Rezlatives by aaron.wav July 1, 2020