stfu newbie 

Shut the Fuck Up Newbie. Telling one to shut the fuck up and refering to him/her as a newbie

<Person #1>: you hax
<Person #2>: STFU newbie

stfu newbie by Justin Lin September 12, 2003

newbish 

what you get when your oldbish don't ackrite.

She's gettin on my fuckin nerves, I need a newbish.

newbish by rhythm November 8, 2004

Newbns 

teh 1 who is pwn ovr al othre tings. puls he sya and The words! he is friend withteh El stupidio and Senor_Bag_Of_Crap.
Mighty wepon of DOM is teh sowrd.

Teh newbns use teh sorwd on u!

Newbns by L'st'fr December 1, 2003

Neebis 

A penis with the end chopped off and is now nub like. Or a nubby penis.

Lisa slept with John and claimed he has a Neebis from the lawn mower accident last year.

Neebis by JIZZMASTER!!! October 20, 2010

nwbiscuit 

That is the name for someone who is geeky, yet still pwns. In other words - noob and pwn and biscuit combined. Not nerdy and not even necessarily noobish, just geeky. Usually refers to band geeks or people who associate themselves with band geeks.

OMG! You two are such nwbiscuits today!

nwbiscuit by neoman602295 May 16, 2011

Newbing Off

(Verb) The act of trying desperately to be successful at FPS such as Halo or Call Of Duty and kill other players only to be killed repeatedly in a hilarious fashion. This also includes being spawn raped, quick scoped multiple times, and having general ineptitude for FPS. Forms include: Noun-Newb Off; Verb- Newbing Off (Present), Newbed Off (Past).

John: Wow dude you really went 3 and 22 in Black Ops?
Dave: Yea I thought I was going to be good.
John: Sounds like you were doing some major newbing off.

Newbing Off by Omni5134385 July 15, 2013

newbie-tches 

Combination of newbie with bitch/es, used for singers/actors who suck, no matter the sex (male/female) . People who dont sing or act as they belive.

"Oldies are better than newbie-tches."
"I rather die than listen to that newbie-tche bieber"
"Danger ! Sound polution inevitable, newbie-tches incoming"

newbie-tches by sevrajreloaded August 3, 2013