Laurenial measurement system is a measurement system that can is used by Laurynas. For example, in this measurement system 15 minutes is about 2 - 7 hours.

-Lauris said he will eat and come here.

-Oh, so according to the Laurenial measurement system, he will be here in about 3 hours, nice.

Laurenial measurement system by zhymaa November 9, 2021

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TG Measurement

The distance between someone’s taint and the ground. Typically used when measuring for pants.

Rusty needed a pair of khakis. His TG Measurement was 25 inches.

TG Measurement by MonkeyB95 October 1, 2023

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Cockulatory Measurements

Penile Calculation Measurements that involves sharp precision methods to determine the size of a man's width, inches, depth, circumferences, lateral angles, horizontal, vertical platitudes and girth of the penis.

Toms penis calculations were so hard to figure out that the scientist had to use "Cockulatory Measurements" to get the correct data for the Member Olympics Cock Measurement Board.

Cockulatory Measurements by Kok-you-la-tory April 6, 2026

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Back hand measure

When you’re in tight quarters (club,bar) and brush the back of your hand to the He front of a mans pants to get an idea if they’re worth the trouble. Back hand bc you don’t want it to be too obvious!

“He’s hot, but did the back hand measure, moving on Tiny!”

Back hand measure by Justsayin’ November 29, 2017

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