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kunt juice

Phrase describing a general population which is comprised of vain, self-obsessed hipsters who often love the act of taking drunken photos while out late nights. Nestle into hipster hot spots, such as williamsburg and/or Venice Beach. Usually uptight when seen, having their best bitchface on. Yet come 4AM, they are shitfaced and seek you out. Loose. Sleep with many.
I was drowning in kunt juice last night!

This is kunt juice central.
kunt juice by Spicy J October 23, 2007
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kunt punt 

1) A kick to the groin of a female by another person
Brad showed me a picture of a bitch taking a kunt punt by steve, john led the follow up kunt punt
kunt punt by clifford Mcwillie September 3, 2006
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Kunt Chocula 

n. A scary-nasty black female. Most frequently used to describe a misbehaving celebrity.
Timmy: I saw Naomi Campbell in an airplane and asked if they were going to show the in-flight movie on her forehead and she threw a damn cell phone at me!
Jim Bob: Whoa dude, you gotta be careful what you say to that Kunt Chocula.
Timmy: Werd. I should have learned from my throw down with Star Jones last month.
Kunt Chocula by Timmy The Geek January 27, 2009

Kunt Fuckin' Chicken 

Peter and Bobby Brady driving down the road in their swingin' conversion van...

PETER: Hey, Bobby, where do you want to go for dinner tonight?

BOBBY: How about a Mac-Wendy-King?

PETER: Hit the first burger chain we find? Nah, we do that too much.

BOBBY: Well, how about some Kunt Fuckin' Chicken?

PETER: Yeah! Now that sounds good.

Kunt Biscuit 

An insult used to belittle an individual, a variation of the insult Kunt.
"Shut up you little Kunt Biscuit."

Kunt Kings Klub

A club for gay men who wish they could make it into the real KKK.
Oh, I didn't mean THAT KKK.
Kunt Kings Klub by fag June 1, 2003

kunt face 

a person with a face that looks like they have a kunt vigina on it.
look that guy he has a kunt face!!!
guy off of the pirates of the carrabean
kunt face by morgan rene' December 22, 2008