Kt Kumquat 

a crazy multi-colored haired skitz who is loud and likes to make a scene=

nicole-aww man look at what that crazt kt kumquat is doing!
tori- yea! who knows what she'll do next!

Kt Kumquat by kt pacitto October 6, 2008

Pickle you, Kumquat! 

Scew you, Whore!

Person1: Ugh you're such a skank!

Person 2: Pickle you, Kumquat!

Pickle you, Kumquat! by Dont drop the soap May 21, 2011

pickled kumquat 

An attention seeking loser who tries to one up their superiors by rapidly trying to match or beat artificial facebook quizzes.

Lindsay Lohan is such a pickled kumquat.

pickled kumquat by TitsMagee582 May 29, 2010

Crusty Kumquat

When you have a cyst on your penis. It may ooze out orange puss.

Ugh, I have a crusty kumquat!

Crusty Kumquat by Legendaryurbanchirps June 22, 2011

Qatar Kumquat 

A sandy vagina

Everett: Dude, that bitch had the sandiest Qatar Kumquat I've ever seen. It was like fucking a litter box.

Qatar Kumquat by Divinas Commedia September 9, 2011

under the kumquat 

A person of low intelligence; stupid

"No, you're wrong. Christ, you really are under the kumquat."

under the kumquat by Arcturus Kirwin September 21, 2006

feeling like a kumquat 

Kumquats are amazing and if you feel like a kumquat you are feeling the best feeling in the world.

Everything is going great, i'm feeling like a kumquat.

feeling like a kumquat by turnthatshiton January 18, 2015