July 2nd, 1979 

The day the Funk died.

"One day Parliament were traveling around in the mothership fooling around with the Funk, when George Clinton kicked the Funk clean overboard.

That was July 2nd, 1979. The day the Funk died"

July 2nd, 1979 by TheThirdLie November 19, 2010

July 24 

If you’re born on July 24th u are the sexiest most fine person ever. People born on this day are perfect & deserve nothing but love and happiness. So don’t give them nun BUT LOVE AND HAPPINESS . Mf.

Hoe #1: “Omg... is he born on July 24...”
Hoe #2: “yeah omg. Too bad he has a gf born on february 1.

July 24 by mybfisbornonjuly24 October 15, 2019

July 7 

July 7 is one of the best days in the world if you were born on July 7 you are a blessed child you are beautiful an you don't know it, maybe someone is talking behind your back at school, and one day you will have the best friend and she will be your friend forever but July 7 is national bless someone day

Friend* oi that girl is ugly
You* you are absolutely gorgeous
Best friend telling ur friend* welcome to July 7 th

July 7 by Meeeeeeeeeeeeee333eeeeeeeeeeee October 17, 2019

July 18 

The baddest bitches were born this date. They are intelligent and extremely sexy. Don’t let a July 18th baby get away

Becca: I wish I was like her
Sarah: me too, I’m sure she is a July 18th baby

July 18 by xxcandy July 7, 2020

July 9th 

Best day ever. The birth of only awesome people. Can also mean "to be awesome"

Charlie: "Dude, look at that guy's hair, rad!"
Bob: "Agreed, its so July 9th!"

July 9th by drummersean518 December 17, 2010

July 30

Best date to be born on it is superior to all other days of the year. only for people as cool as Arnold Schwarzenegger

“Hey were you born on July 30th?”

“Yes”
“Omg ur sooooo swagggylicious”

July 30 by Holly8282 October 24, 2019

July 1 

Tree affection day. Where everyone takes 40 minutes to find a nice tree and appreciate it's existence.

" Dude, that's a real hot tree. Ima fuck it for Tree affection day! July 1ST ROCKS "

July 1 by Gldfshsun October 15, 2019