bloody hitchhiker 

It’s when a menstrating woman lays on her side with one leg in the air during sex. Her kneeing partner strattles her lower leg, her upper leg resting on his shoulder, and his thumb in her anus. For the more advanced man he will also rub her bloody clit.

That girl ruined my sheets after asking me to perform the bloody hitchhiker.

bloody hitchhiker by BloodyGinger February 23, 2018

ultimate hitchhiker 

when two thumbs enter the anis of you or another person you have been hichchiked.

ol boy was caught on get 69 getting the ultimate hitchhiker

ultimate hitchhiker by jay big daddy w June 15, 2018

Angry Hitchhiker 

When thumb a girls ass like you really need a lift to two states away

When she met me for the date, she had no idea I was an angry hitchhiker

Angry Hitchhiker by The International Meatpickle November 20, 2018

The Hitchhiker 

Thoughts in time and out of season

The Hitchhiker

Stood by the side of the road

And leveled his thumb

In the calm calculus of reason

Hi. how you doin'? I just got back into town L.A.

I was out on the desert for awhile

Yeah. in the middle of it

Right

Hey, listen, man, I really got a problem

When I was out on the desert, ya know

I don't know how to tell you

But, uh, I killed somebody

(No?)
It's no big deal, ya know

I don't think anybody will find out about it, but
Just, ah

This guy gave me a ride, and ah
Started giving me a lot of trouble

And I just couldn't take it, ya know

And I wasted him

Yeah

The Hitchhiker

The Hitchhiker by Death Menace May 2, 2023

Penis hitchhiker 

Also know as a PH A women who goes guy after guy getting railed

Man 1: did you hear about Emily? Man 2: no what happened. Man 1: she banged the whole football team man 2: she is such a penis hitchhiker

Penis hitchhiker by Gayblackmidgetfurryclownautist September 23, 2023

Texas Hitchhiker 

The act of pooping in someone’s mouth and then them giving you a blowjob with the poop still in your mouth, while next using the puke from having poop in their mouth to give you a handjob.

Oh man, that girl sure looks like she would give a good Texas Hitchhiker.

Texas Hitchhiker by Toast9150 June 26, 2025

the hitchhiker

Similar to "the shocker", but 2 in the pink, and the THUMB in the stink instead!

"The other day, I had this girl spread out, waiting to get heavy...but I surprised her! I flipped her over on her belly and gave her the hitchhiker instead!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

the hitchhiker by 0jir0 February 3, 2026