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Fucknut Johnson 

wat my dad calls you

Someone is a complete "dumbass"
Fucknut Johnson by Chevelle17 January 16, 2009

Fucknut's Stalker 

A slithering, slimy, liberal piece of crap without a life who if he had the means to get a life or get get laid might mellow out. He jocks Fucknuts and sends him E mail asking him if he can perform oral sex on him. Everyone on the Asheville, NC wishes Fucknuts would just blow a load in his mouth so he would quit being so annoying but Fucknuts thinks more of his semen to just discard it on the tongue of such a loser.
Look there's fucknut's stalker making an ass of himself yet again.

President Obama just introduced legislation officially discarding The Constitution and instituting Soviet Communism. Fucknut's stalker is going door to door in support of it.
Fucknut's Stalker by Fucknuts Sr. January 1, 2011

fucknut balls royal 

The popular battle royal also known as fortnite, created in 2017, attracting millions of people around the world. One of the most famous content creators for this game is the one and only ligma king ninja. The game is currently in it's 7th season.
Person 1: "Hey, you want to go play fucknut balls royal?"

Person 2: "No, I think I'll just play overfuck. Fucknut sucks.

Cranberry Fucknut 

Probably the best insult to use. Ever. Use it instead of dipshit, or even ass hat.
Man, you can be a real cranberry fucknut sometimes.

illiterate fucknut 

someone who tries to harass or bully someone but talks or types horribly in the process
illiterate fucknut by brokenman320 November 23, 2015

unintuitive fucknut 

Example Earl "im gonna ride a shopping cart off this roof to prove to Charlene im cool"

JoJo " omg ur such an unintuitive fucknut Earl