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Harley Davidson 

All American motorcycle company. While the models of the 70's lacked quality, giving them a bad name, the company came under new management in 1981, and quality dramatically improved over the last two decades. Harley's are all about customization.

Instead of directly competing with their high speed Japanese rivals, HD exploits the retro style of the motorcycles to sell them. And if you take into consideration that even though Japanese bikes go approximately 50000000 times faster then a Harley, most roads have speed limits. This means that it doesn't matter a damn thing that your Honda or Yamaha can do 700000 mp/h, since you're only allowed to go 90, a speed no Harley has trouble reaching as well.

One thing that is a valid argument against Harley: the official Harley merchandise is ridiculously overpriced. A couple of hundred dollars for an official SD-card mp3 player? No memory card included? No thanks. However, if you're a millionaire, this shouldn't stop you from buying one of these bikes.

Well known models include the Fat Boy, Road King and V-Rod.
Alas, other Harley Davidson definitions still presume we live in the 70's. We don't. Welcome to the 21st century, where Harley's are good quality motorcycles again.
Harley Davidson by Bas September 16, 2005
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Hardly Davidson 

A large displacement, 2 cylinder, highway cruiser motorcycle that is not made in the USA.

Can be used in long form, ie: Hardly Davidson

or short form, ie: Hardly
Guy 1) Hey man, check out my fully loaded, top of the line, metric cruiser. It's got an 1800 cc liquid-cooled V-twin engine, and all kinds of awesome technology and reliability for 19 grand, not 37 grand, know what I mean?

Guy2) So what man, it's still a Hardly Davidson
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Guy 1) Hey what kind of bike was that just went by?

Guy 2) I dunno, some kind of Hardly, I think.
Hardly Davidson by cberdonkey December 7, 2010

Pete davidson

A comedian and a recognized SNL personnel who is well known to be dating the famous singer Ariana grande, he is 6’3” and publicly talks about his dad who died in 9/11 In joke form
Pete davidson by Fatdickboy February 29, 2020

Harley Davidson 

To take a poop backwards on the toilet, facing the tank. Generally considered a novelty dump and not a viable alternative to common-stance pooping.
Oh man Joey Harley Davidson'd today and left streaks all on the front of the bowl.
Harley Davidson by Dump McGee March 23, 2011

Laura Davidson 

A purveyor of all things anti Walmart, think Gucci when you think of Laura Davidson. The Female Don Juan of our time, Dragons just line up for her to slay. If she was a food she would be a pizza, loved by all.
'Salad tastes pretty good once you add some pizza and get rid of the salad.'-Ghandi

'Let's go on a shopping spree at Walmart, said no Laura Davidson ever.'
Laura Davidson by Cheese2014 August 14, 2014

Kyle Davidson 

He is very short. Can be annoying. Eats salads. Also is a po pee pants
Kid 1: he is so annoying

Kid 2: yeah he is like Kyle Davidson
Kyle Davidson by Notsamfalk January 28, 2020

Evan Davidson

“yo is Evan Davidson going back to zoey again?”
Evan Davidson by deanna lynn September 11, 2020