Craigslist Buffet

When you answer all the Craiglist casual encounter ads and hope they show up.

I was bored so I ordered a Craigslist Buffet. I hope I don't catch an STI

Craigslist Buffet by Blue Johnson July 30, 2015

craigslist tourettes 

Roofied so bad you develop tourette's

I was trying to buy a bike on craigslist and ended up in bill cosby's sex dungeon so now I craigslist tourettes

craigslist tourettes by Karl Kaiser May 30, 2018

craigslist quality 

When something is done in a half-ass way and is sorta done in a shitty manner but still works and gets the job done in a sketchy way

1: Yeah The wiring in the car I bought for 500 bucks hangs out of the dashboard, it’s wrapped in electrical tape and electrocutes your leg. I would fix the piece of shit but it get the job done with Craigslist quality.

2: The truck I bought is all rusted out and the engine is held together with a minty duct tape job. Top of the line Craigslist Quality!

craigslist quality by G7291 October 15, 2018

Craigslist Baby 

That one guy everybody wants to throw down an elevator shaft.

"Hey man the boss wants that report on llama feces theory report done by 4."
"That damn craigslist baby!"
Synonym: Lil' Jackass

Craigslist Baby by JimmyJones2.0 April 2, 2019

Pulling a Craigslist 

Emailing and or calling about an item for sale on craigslist, setting an appointment to see it, buy it/pick it up and then not showing up or returning the person's emails or calls.

When you email a person for an item on craigslist, schedule a time to pick it up and dont show up to get it you are "pulling a craigslist".

Pulling a Craigslist by kjs2002 March 2, 2010

Mexican Craigslist 

The curb where you put functional yet unwanted items, such as furniture or electronics, in hopes that someone can find use for your stuff and pick it up. The net benefit is that someone can use your perfectly good items and you allay some of the white guilt you feel for buying into the materialist tendencies of society.

I bought a new 60" 3D HDTV and didn't need my old 42" one so I put it on Mexican Craigslist. It was gone about 30 minutes later.

Mexican Craigslist by Senor Muy Stupido March 23, 2011

The Craigslist Game 

The practice of finding stupid postings on craigslist and replying to see who can get the funniest responses.

The craigslist game has blown up my inbox with stupidity.

The Craigslist Game by Clouds Of Zephyr March 3, 2011