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Drink Compass 

When a can of drink is swollen on the bottom (soda, beer, or wine in a can) it rolls around and shows you the direction of the person who is mostest thirsty.
Its like a "Drink Compass", whose thirsty? This guy
Drink Compass by The Treehouse October 11, 2010

BEER COMPASS 

The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after after a night out on a booze cruise lol
Beer Compass gets you home every time, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from.

moral compass 

moral compass by lil.J May 27, 2018

The Compass 

a sexual position when a guy is with four girls who are in a circle around him representing north, south, west, and east. all girls bend over then the guy precedes to give anal to the northern girl, while strapping a dildo to his ass for the southern girl. While going back and forth from north to south, he fingers west and east and that is the compass.
John did the compass over the weekend. All four of the girls had a great time, especially south because he used a black dildo.
The Compass by Lord Xenuu April 8, 2011

Human Compass 

A person that fails to understand the logic of motorway signs/junctions. Often happens on the Manchester to London route.
How will i get to the gig in London? Should i use detailed maps or should i be a human compass and wing it
Human Compass by LucieM December 11, 2008

Rumpus Compass 

The supposed ability of a person to find someone with an attractive buttock by ‘sensing’ the location of said buttock in their mind.
My Rumpus Compass is telling me to go over there.
Rumpus Compass by GoingNorth June 12, 2018