ADHD 

1.An excuse of some sort
2.A ____ ____ hyper _____ acronim
3. when u daze off intuh.....HEY LOOK A SQU.... dah dah!!
4.huh...

1.Teacher>Jimmy, y did u kill marty??
Jimmy> I have ADHD.
Marty> twitch*
Teacher> Ok, But next time u kill some one its time out mr!!

2.jump jump jump jump* GASP* jump jump jump jump* ahhhhhhhh

3.I like peanuh...WUTDAFX^

4. dudili do do!!!

ADHD by ADHD-er-er June 26, 2008

ADHD 

When a situation or occurrence or an individual is either surreal, eccentric, random or sudden and unexpected. Making one bewildered.

Individual with ADHD; Hey dude if you are going to the grocery store, could you pick me up a “ Hey look a Squirrel!

Individual who is Neurotypical; 😳🤔 ……. Dude that was so ADHD…

Someone with ADHD trips over a cable, and attempts to break his/her fall by grabbing the curtains ripping them and the curtain pole off the wall.

Individual with ADHD does something wacky because it is impulsive like pressing a button that says “ Do Not Press”

All scenarios above? are such an ADHD thing to do.

ADHD by ADHDivvy December 10, 2021

ADHD 

The best way to get Adderall.

'I have ADHD give me drugs or I'll pop yo ass." -HBCU College Student

ADHD by GOTY'M June 5, 2016

ADHD 

Contrary to "contrary to belief", ADHD is a form of poor parenting and laziness. Symptoms of ADHD include inability to sit still or pay attention and excessive giggling and figeting. These are used to diagnose 6 year old so the result is huge amounts of ritilan, concerta etc. , a form methamphetamines,are prescribed to children

Me: why did you give me concerta for ADHD when I was 6?
Mom: you missbehaved to much and I'm a nurse so I know
Me: you mean you gave it to me because I was your first child and you had no idea how to deal with a noisy kid? I wish you just hit me because now I'm in college and literally addicted to a form of meth. Thanks mom

ADHD by mfurgison September 15, 2011

ADHD 

(addicts don't have dope)

this is the a ADHD area

ADHD by RAVVVEN November 8, 2009

ADHD 

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder: the disorder of choice for lazy children

Johnny (to his mom): I can't do my homework because I have ADHD!

(Mom leaves)

Jimmy: What is ADHD?

Johnny: ADHD, my friend, is the golden ticket.

ADHD by SpaceMouse April 19, 2010

ADHD 

It’s a bitch

guy:hey

Guy2: I live with a bitch called ADHD

Guy: ok?

ADHD by Coverblue January 17, 2022