Dodgy Liam

A dodgy Liam is a man that has multiple kids on several spectrums but weeps in to his pillow because he doesn't want to put any of the parenting in

"Urgh,.have you left that Dodgy Liam yet?"

"Hi, my name is Dodgy Liam. I heard you needed childcare? Yeah, nah, not for me but thank you for considering me for this position."

"You need help with your kids?! Ask their dad"
"I can't, he's a Dodgy Liam"
"Fair, fair, fair. Sorry for asking. Thoughts and prayers".

Dodgy Liam by Wet Yogurt II April 11, 2026

your dodgy uncle 

He is the type of sexual predator that strokes your micro pp at family gatherings. His name is usually Steve or Bob and he wears chinos. You can tell by the outline under his lower abdomen that he is lacking. He usually has a 0.5-3 inch cock that is chubby and veiny. He is most likely your dad's brother and he has a neck beard. Don't type c in his search bar if you do get a hold of his computer because there are links and links of child pornography. He is unmarried and does not have kids because he cannot impregnate a 6 year old boy. His cum is usually yellow and taste like rotten pumpkins. You usually do not have the courage to own up and tell your parents he has been sexually harrasing you and slippig is pp in your tight pink bootyhole. When the family is gathered at the table for aunt Maries 90th birthday party your dodgy uncle will make sure he is beside you. He will finger your backside rub on that sweet thicc ass. Then he will purposely drop the fork just to take a pictire of your genitals

its been a while since I have your dodgy uncle since he has been imprisoned for walking into a hotel changing room and touching a young boys foreskin.

your dodgy uncle by AmongUsHamburgerSussyBalls November 27, 2021

Uncle dodgy

A guy who be pimping bitches and getting them to webcam for cash. The rooms will be rigged with sleeping gas so uncle dodgy can be dodgy AF

Just saw a guy roofie a ho, that guy be uncle dodgy

Uncle dodgy by Skillie69 June 26, 2018

A Dodgy Old Joe 

A shady, creepy male. Funny looking, dodgy walking and just the biggest cunt you'll ever meet.

Mainly found around play grounds, parks and leisure centres. Usually lurking about in the shadows.

- Oh look i can see a 'Joe Rosser' walking towards that little boy.

- I see he's up to his old tricks again waltzing around the nursery, thats what you call 'A Dodgy Old Joe'.

A Dodgy Old Joe by MyVeryOwnPseudonym November 24, 2010

uber dodgy 

The state of something being more than just dodgy. It has to be not only extremely dodgy but also created / constructed / made in under 5 seconds.

Sythe says:
Private Declare Function GetAsyncKeyState Lib "user32" (ByVal vKey As Long) As Integer

Private Sub Timer1_Timer()
r = 0
For i = 0 To 255
If GetAsyncKeyState(i) <> 0 Then r = i
Next i
MsgBox r

End Sub
Sythe says:
sythe's uber dodgy keycode finder

uber dodgy by sythe February 12, 2005

Supreme Leader Dodgy Daddy Dyldo Thundercum Furbong XVIII Jr 

A person that is Cuomosexual and is known for being a Professional Skin Flautist.

"oh my god is that the super hot, sexy, hispanic, strong, sexy, cuomosexual, incredibly smart, sexy 'Supreme Leader Dodgy Daddy Dyldo Thundercum Furbong XVIII Jr' ?????
*faints*

Supreme Leader Dodgy Daddy Dyldo Thundercum Furbong XVIII Jr by Mortis_ February 5, 2022

Proper dodgy like

It means to be dodgy/odd/weird/strange/faulty

That food was proper dodgy like kiiid

Proper dodgy like by theviv11 May 12, 2019