To describe ones position, usually jammed between two or more objects unwillingly.
ie. "I was jumping around and managed to get my ankle wedgificated inside a rabbit warren" or
"FFS spent the past 3 hours trying to get my head out of the gate, i wedgificated it between the bars after hurling abuse at the dog"
ie. "I was jumping around and managed to get my ankle wedgificated inside a rabbit warren" or
"FFS spent the past 3 hours trying to get my head out of the fence, i wedgificated it between the bars after hurling abuse at the lemurs"
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.