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jetson’d 

Modernizing something. Referring to the futuristic Jetson’s cartoon.
She totally Jetson’d the Sales and Marketing department.
jetson’d by Casey Parler February 13, 2018

Jetson's Dance 

The formal dance of mating in the gertz cult. A gertz will flail his limbs giving the illusion that he is running in place. His main goals are to impress any female onlookers and earn the acceptance of his peers. He hopes to win the girl and gain some "bros," instead he endures months of embarrassment and humiliation.
Joe: I just paid gertz 5 bucks to show those girls the Jetson's Dance.

Bill: lordy lordy, i gotta see this.

Joe: Once again he brings shame to himself and everyone around him.

dirty jeson

A dirty jeson is when you lick a girls ass and then brown stuff comes out. You think it tastes like chocolate so you keep on going.
VELANTE just pulled a dirty jeson
dirty jeson by TETAT November 23, 2021

dirty jenson 

i have dirty jenson
dirty jenson by anonymous April 11, 2024

Dirty Jenson 

The act of inviting a girl over to your house for sexual reasons then hiding from them asking if they can go home because u have never have never even touched a female breast while rigorously pleasuring ur anus while masturbating photos of a man called woody
Guy 1 “i heard they fucked last night
Guy 2 “no he didn’t he did a dirty jenson
Dirty Jenson by woody7192 April 11, 2024