Aspirin 

A popular term for Acetylsalicylic Acid. In Canada and Germany, among other countries, Aspirin is a patented trademark of the local Bayer subsidiaries. Therefore, any non-Bayer products are labelled as ASA (Canadian English), AAS (Canadian French), and ASS (German). I am not making the last one up!

Take two aspirin and call me in the morning!

Aspirin by DFJD May 17, 2006

aspirin 

A bullet to the brain or blow to the head. Usually to someone who's annoying. Lead medicine.

Not necessarily to kill someone but essentially doing something to either shut them up or get them to leave.

"Hey Lou, whatever happened to that loud mouth you kept out back?"
"Gave him an aspirin."

aspirin by Nova0 June 11, 2009

Aspirin 

Code word that means ASS, HOES (whores) use when they are talking to their man (husband) or anyone else they want to fool, telling the truth in code

Hey baby, I'm going over to asley's house..her and tom got into it and he needs some aspirin.

Hey my mom wants her hair braided and wants me to bring her some aspirin.

Damn look at that hpoa, i need some aspirin from him.

Aspirin by Raybudd August 11, 2010

aspirin 

aspirin - 'a-spire-in' to aspire to be something. A wannabe. Like Andy is a wannabe RA RA lawyer. (when in fact face facts...your not)Or how Guy is a wannnabe jock...

When a wannabe hangs himself with his won rope... click your fingers and say aspirin

aspirin by Jamie January 7, 2005

Aspirin 

a synthetic compound used medicinally to relieve mild or chronic pain and to reduce fever and inflammation.

I feel like shit
Take an aspirin and shut up

Aspirin by Eskimo’s with big tits June 7, 2018

aspirin ass 

describes a person with a really flat ass... as in an ass that looks like an aspirin, which is flat with a line down the center.

you can't find dave's aspirin ass even in skinny jeans

aspirin ass by nikki & lexy December 9, 2008

Aspirin date

Someone you meet off a dating site in the hope of getting over the one you really want to be with.

A "meet date" to distract yourself from the pain of a "shituationship" you're in that isn't going anywhere.

"I'm so tired of these aspirin dates going nowhere"
"These aspirin dates aren't enough to get me over Rick".

Aspirin date by Madchen April 22, 2019