pulling a matthew 

A living, walking meme.

that guy is pulling a Matthew today.

pulling a matthew by Taco Bell 18 May 15, 2016

pulling a matthew 

when he beats his pp meat with aggression

damn he pulling a matthew with his mom

pulling a matthew by Xxrobloxkidxx April 1, 2019

Pulling a Matthew 

When you take bags of carrots and randomly throw them in the hallway

"Dude last Tuesday Eric was totally pulling a Matthew when he hit jenifer with some carrots"

"Totally bruh"

Pulling a Matthew by Taco Bell 18 May 24, 2016

Pulling a Matthew 

Looking at Instagram or some other app while playing video games and ignoring reality.

Jacob:"Stop Pulling a Matthew and ready up please."
Eli:"I am readied up."
Matthew:"Sorry guys."

Pulling a Matthew by Toxic Claud Squad November 15, 2018

Pulling a Matthew 

The act of getting a mizuno suit even when you clearly know you don’t have a future cut. You are not ashamed but clearly should be.

Bro what suit should I get?
I don’t know but you better not be pulling a matthew

Pulling a Matthew by Litty john November 16, 2019

pulling a Matthew McConaughey

A ripped male who goes shirtless in situations where shirtless attire is entirely unnecessary.

Matthew McConaughey was recently seen on the Malibu tennis courts wearing a headband and predictably pulling a Matthew McConaughey

pulling a Matthew McConaughey by InDazzled July 28, 2009