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pulling a matthew 

when he beats his pp meat with aggression
damn he pulling a matthew with his mom

Pulling a Matthew 

When you take bags of carrots and randomly throw them in the hallway
"Dude last Tuesday Eric was totally pulling a Matthew when he hit jenifer with some carrots"

"Totally bruh"

Pulling a Matthew 

Looking at Instagram or some other app while playing video games and ignoring reality.
Jacob:"Stop Pulling a Matthew and ready up please."
Eli:"I am readied up."
Matthew:"Sorry guys."

Pulling a Matthew 

The act of getting a mizuno suit even when you clearly know you don’t have a future cut. You are not ashamed but clearly should be.
Bro what suit should I get?
I don’t know but you better not be pulling a matthew
Pulling a Matthew by Litty john November 16, 2019

pulling a Matthew McConaughey

A ripped male who goes shirtless in situations where shirtless attire is entirely unnecessary.
Matthew McConaughey was recently seen on the Malibu tennis courts wearing a headband and predictably pulling a Matthew McConaughey