What you get on your birthday because your wife's vajaja is so blown out from years of pounding and squeezing out little shitheads.
Bob: what did you get for your birthday?
Joe: my wife gave me an ass pass last night.
Bob: did you use it?
Joe: naw, we had Mexican for lunch and she was resistant.
When you're in alcohol\drug Rehab and you have been there TOO long, you can get a 24hr. or 36hr. pass on weekends. So, which kinda crack you gonna get?
Hey,Girl, this Friday will be my 13th day here so I'll get my first "Ass Pass" this weekend! I'm so excited! My boyfriend is driving up to see me and we're staying at the Motel 8 across the street.