tube steak 

Army lingo for the male sexual organ; the penis. Typically used in the phrase "tube steak & white gravy," a reference to an ejaulating penis, inserted into one of the drill/platoon/top sergeants' numerous gay slurs directed at subordinates.

"You're going to love the main course at the chow hall," the D.I. told the raw-ass recruit. "It's tube steak & white gravy and you can have all you want!"

tube steak by Tummy AuGratin February 27, 2006

Tube Steak 

A slang term for a man's penis, or commonly a hot dog is a poor man's steak. Since a hot dog is in the form of a tube, it is called a tube steak. Also referenced in the ZZ top song, tube steak boogie, boogie, woogie baby, boogie woogie all night long

1. Did you see the size of that Hot Dog! That is more like a tube steak. What a meal. Baby!

2. Dude 1: Did you see how that fine girl handles that tube steak?

Dude 2: Yeah, man! She can sure Boogie Woogie!

Tube Steak by T_rump_supporter September 11, 2013

Tube steak 

Penis.

Full Metal Jacket quote: "I wanna stick my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?"

This refers to a sexual barter done both in military and prison environments, whereby one individual lubricates an armpit ("his sister"), and allows another individual to use it for simulated copulation. The armpit serves as a vaginal substitute for the penis ("tube steak"). Pressure could be varied by arm compression and flexion, for a more pleasurable simulation. "Trade" ranged from money, to supplies, to cigarettes, to chores and duties.

Tube steak by Trivia Sleuth November 25, 2013

Tube Steak 

A cylindrical meat portion. (Sizes and pigmentation may vary)

Carol: Is it possible to consume an entire tube steak in one sitting?
Mary: Yes, but if you're in need of excess protein.

Tube Steak by CPT. 0VB10U5 February 10, 2017

tube steak 

it is a hotdog, a ball park frank. It can be eaten raw, boiled, or grilled or just about any other way you can think of.

would you like another tube steak? Exsamples: hotdog or frank. (ie, BallPark, Oscar Myers, or others)

tube steak by eWebster Dictionary, Inc. June 1, 2006

tube steak 

A erect penis that is closely proportional to the size of a steak.

1)Wow, look at that big @$$ tube steak!

2) (In monotone) MY TUBE STEAK...

tube steak by Michael April 12, 2004

tube steak 

the main course in a mock meal that you might offer to a hungry friend

Hungry friend: "I'm awfully hungry."
You: "Really? How'd you like a nice tube steak, smothered in underwear?"

tube steak by HEFFABONG April 13, 2006