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Notting Hill In-laws

when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.
man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage

man's sister: what is it?

man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.

sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth

man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.

sister: Lol. Are you serious?

man: Dead serious.

nottingham high school 

fake bitches y'all thick-skulled sons of bitches.

#swampratsgay

NOTAFINGA 

do not touch---don't lay a finger on it
from A Christmas Story---The old man is going to the store to get glue to fix his broken leg lamp---he is so angry and all he could say was NOTAFINGA!
NOTAFINGA by SUE BE December 8, 2010

Nottingham 

A city in the EAST MIDLANDS. Get it? Not the north for all you Southerners who have never seen life north of London, MIDLANDS.
A- I'm from Nottingham
B- Oh yeah, that's in the north right?
A- Its in the east midlands you cunt
Nottingham by Jojo_x July 4, 2009

Nottingham Trent

Nottingham Trent, The place to be if you are dedicating the next 3 years of your life to the sesh. Trent doesn’t care about University of Nottingham because Trent is having too much fun to care.

Every night is like a year 6 disco. Dirty Monday’s in Pom Pom or Wednesdays in ocean. Either way you’re probable immune to any disease after visiting these places.
Nottingham Trent is the best uni in the midlands

Nottingham 

The World's Best City, unfortunately located very close to Derby. Luckily it still manages to stay greatest.
I live in Nottingham. Whoopee.