apples and pears

Cockney rhyming slang for 'stairs'.

"I'll just go up the apples and pears to bed, then."

apples and pears by Anonymous August 16, 2002

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Apples And Pears

two of the worst fruits ever, Never bring either into the T.A.R.D.I.S

"How about some Apples and pears? "

"No, I hate Pears, And Apples are rubbish.
How about a banana, bananas are good."

"Oh yay you watched more Doctor Who..."

Apples And Pears by 42nd42 March 9, 2015

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apple and pears

rhyming slang for stairs

Celina fell down the apple and pears

apple and pears by Markhasdrunken May 16, 2006

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