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The Slurpee

When a girl Takes a gulp of a Slurpee and holds it in 1 of 2 cheeks,and the guy will insert his dick into the girls mouth.after that she will release the slurpee from her mouth making the guys dick cold as shit.Also here's a challenge:Stick Your dick in a slurpee for as long as possible and record that time!
Guy:I got the slurpee from my gf last night and my dick is blue as hell

The Slurpee Scheme 

The Slurpee Scheme is used to get free things with the purchase of any Big gulp.

First you walk into a 711, then you grab yourself a couple things that will fit inside of the cup without taking up more than 4/5 of the cup, then you Grab a Big Gulp or other non-See through cup and put your stuff in the Cup(Make sure you don't get spotted) then proceed to fill the cup up.

It works a lot better if you have a refill too.
"Man, I saved $7 today on energy drinks with the Slurpee Scheme"

"Man, Jason got caught today doing the Slurpee Scheme!"

Slurpee Capital of the World 

The city on the planet earth that drinks the most 7-11 slurpees each year. For the past 7 years, 1999-2006, it has been Winnipeg Manitoba Canada, in 2005 we guzzeled a record 400,000 sluprees a month.
Winnipeg is the Slurpee Capital of the World!
Calgary is close behind.

Slurpee Capital of the World 

The Slurpee Capital of the World is the city inwhich consumes the most slurpees in the world compared to many other cities.
Winnipeg has been the slurpee capital since 1999. (now being 2010)
Winnipeg on averages over 188,000 slurpees a month, even though its known for its coldness.
Kennewick, Washington, USA falsely claimed to be the Slurpee Capital of the World, later to be proven. The false claim uproared Winnipegers, to such a degree, that they got radio stations aware of the lie.