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Pot monkey 

someone that lingers around people, that smoke them out for free. when their person that smokes runs out of weed they look for another person to smoke with them for free but never has their own green or money
this guy left because we smoked all our bud then the guy leaves and says something like, "ima bout to go smoke out"(he leaves) (people in room say) that fucking pot monkey smoked all are weed and won't share
Pot monkey by zippo420 August 6, 2011
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Pot monkey 

Nickname for any stoner who tokes too much.
Also can be used to offend stoners who are stoned.
Dude, pass the spliff you pot monkey!
Pot monkey by unrealt87 December 7, 2004

pot-bellied spider monkey 

being unusually agile or quick for an overweight person.
my kid knocked her sippy cup off the table and my pot-bellied spider monkey of a wife caught it before it hit the ground.

Honey Pot Money Shot 

when your smoking glass gets so hot that the tar resin runs into your mouth
I took a big ole hit of my hitter the other day and right at the end i caught the honey pot money shot

Money shot neti pot 

When a man cums so much and so hard , it flows out of a persons nose, thus flushing it out.
He came so much that money shot neti pot cleared my sinuses out last night.

Popmonkey.Vr 

Best gorilla Tag Player in the World. Best juked and walk runner. No one can stop him
Popmonkey.Vr is the best in the world
Popmonkey.Vr by PopmonkeyVr March 2, 2022

Poomonkey 

A nickname derived from a shroom and boosh filled afternoon. Can be shortened to "poomunks."
Person one: "Alright poomonkey?"
Person two: "I need a poo!"
Poomonkey by dumpypea July 30, 2009