1 mile = 5,280 feet = 63,360 inches
The national average penis size in the US is 5.5 inches.
63,360/5.5 inches = 11,520

There is approximately 11,520 dicks in a mile.

Yo Mama is such a hoe that she has a Mile of Dick twice a week!

Tim: Man! Sally has hooked up with everyone at work, except me. Glad I'm not part of her Mile of Dick.

Tom: Speak for yourself!

Mile of Dick by NobeeCares January 9, 2023

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Rami Malek

an egyptian god who radiates big softie energy and deserves every single Oscar even though that’s impossible

did you watch bohemian rhapsody?
yes my king Rami Malek killed it yet again

Rami Malek by mishnovak October 26, 2018

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Mileening

The act of being extremely, awkwardly adorable with your crush or significant other.

Michael and Eileen were absolutely Mileening at the school festival over the weekend.

Mileening by Fua March 25, 2013

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Three Mile Belt

The world renowned hunting grounds of every serious deer hunter spanning the globe. Only the best trees, shrubs, bushes and plants were intentionally planted in this area to provide for the biggest bucks known to man. This sacred hunting location can be found near central South Dakota, near a small, humble town of Howard. You just need to head west on Highway 34 out of Howard toward Logan's house and look south, you will see it in all of its glory and sit in jealousy in knowing that you, yourself, aren't able to basque in its never ending supply of world record bucks.

Hey, see that over there? Thats the three mile belt...best hunting area ever.

Three Mile Belt by Howard-god January 9, 2012

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