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Bridge it 

Preamble to the common phrase ship it, also means to make a connection.
“Dude, I find Lucy amazing, wish there was a way I could bridge it”
Bridge it by thisispat April 3, 2019

bridge it twelve

Bridge it twelve is the fundamental concept of Hung Gar. It's a connection between you and the other person and you facilitate control over your opponent. Usually, in either attack or defense. There are twelve bridges: hard bridge, soft bridge, crowding bridge, direct bridge, dividing bridge, stabilizing bridge, inch bridge, lift bridge, sending bridge, controlling bridge, settling bridge, and flow/reverse bridge. This is mainly used in Kung Fu.
Novice: Master, teach me each component of bridge it twelve, so I can become the best Kung Fu fighter in the whole world

Master: This will take a considerable amount of time, but is necessary in order to dominate every opponent you will face.
bridge it twelve by PWS27 May 19, 2017

Local bridge it 

When someone wants to or has killed themselves by jumping off a bridge.
Originated in a school full of depressed people who laugh at their problems instead of dealing with them in a healthy and productive way.
Depressed person: "I'm gonna local bridge it at this rate"
Normal person: "There's a bridge you can jump from not far from here"
Local bridge it by ImNotJay February 18, 2019

I'll burn that bridge when I get to it. 

A combination of "I'll cross that bridge when I get to it." and the old addage, "don't burn your bridges". Meaning that you haven't yet arrived at a life obstacle, but you're sure you'll mess it up when you do.
"Hey man, did you figure out how to break the news to Kim that she's got herpes?"
"Nah, I'll burn that bridge when I get to it."

Build a bridge and get over it 

It's a sarcastic, humorous, & somewhat bitchy thing to say, when somebody keeps complaining about an event that happened, or a situation, & they just need to get the hell over it.
Example one -
Girl one: *crying* My boyfriend John broke up with me yesterday!
Girl two: That's terrible, I'm so sorry!
(...7 months later...)
Girl one: *crying* I still can't believe John broke up with me...
Girl two: Oh for fucks sake, build a bridge and get over it.

Example two -
Boy one: UGHHHHH! I'M SO HUNGRY!!!!!!!!
Boy two: Dude, you've been complaining for 30 minutes about your hunger. Nobody cares! Build a bridge, and get over it.

Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge 

man drives right off a fucking bridge
Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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