Trumped

To be fucked over in new and imaginable ways on a regular basis

The American people voted for a President but instead got a paranoid octogenarian who has tiny hands, we were all Trumped.

Trumped by DemiKrat February 9, 2017

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Trumped

To be duped into believing alternative facts are the truth.

Did you hear that Sweden was 'Rocked' by a 'Massive Terror Attack'? Uh no, I think you have been Trumped by Fox news or The Donald.

Trumped by larpin March 1, 2017

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Trumped

Shitting your pants while waiting in line to vote or in a polling booth.

Goofus: Unnnnggghhhh *Frrrrrp* *PLOP*

Gallant: What the...oh for fucks sake what the fuck just rolled down your leg out of your shorts?

Goofus: *Groan in relief* I'm so sorry dawg. I just trumped in my pants after voting yes on Prop number 2. Didn't wear my BVD's today so the turd base jumped out of my asshole and onto the floor with total ease bro. You should try it sometime, let the republicans deal with the mess after they lose, they earned it hahaha!

Gallant: I will not try it sometime! What the fuck is the matter with you!? You first shit your pants in the Ross changing room and now this!? You're a taxpayer goddamnit! Stop shitting your pants and act like one!

Trumped by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 31, 2020