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Beaner bean 

An American or person that enjoy a coffee every day. A coffee addict or fan. A person who consumes a lot of coffee. A caffeine addict.
I love coffee, I can proudly say I'm a beaner bean coffee lover.

The United States is a beaner bean nation, we can't live without our coffee.

Stop drinking so much coffee you beaner bean coffee junkie.

Beaner bean me, I want more coffee with my donuts.
Beaner bean by Equal crack May 8, 2016
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bean beater 

When a man is jerking off and his balls slap the pinky finger side of his hand, he is bean beating!
Don’t shake that dudes hand, he’s a bean beater!
bean beater by Redjack411 May 28, 2018

Bean Beater 

A girl who plays with her clit furiously and often is a Bean Beater
Justine gets so excited to go to the gym she beats her bean in excitement. Shes a bean beater
Bean Beater by Joe8472628402 July 15, 2018

House Beaner 

A Mexican that sucks up to the white man to gain favor.
“ When Mr Johnson comes around that Vato kisses his ass because he wants to go golfing with that Gringo. Damn house Beaner.

Beaner Hunting 

Beaner hunting is the act of getting in a big 'ol beaner huntin' truck, a truck with a large bed and preferably spotlights on top of the truck's cab, and going out with your redneck friends to hunt down some dirty beans. The hunting can be conducted in a number of ways. If one prefers a ranged challenge or doesn't want to get greasy from his prey, they can use a .50 cal attached to the truck. However, hardcore K.K.K. members will want to get in close for the kill, using butter knives, pitchforks, or even just their bare genitals.
Rick and I are going Beaner Hunting.

After I got my new machete, I tested it out by going beaner hunting.

Sewer beaner

A Mexican born in Mexico, but doesn’t know how to speak Spanish. Also has the state of Iowa on their birth certificate.
Andy: Jay how are you Mexican and born in Mexico, but can’t speak Spanish?

Justin: I’m from Iowa!

Andy: Oh you’re such a sewer beaner...
Sewer beaner by beechs November 6, 2017

Cleaner Beaner 

A person who cleans your house that is of Hispanic ancestry. Generally female but can be male. For a male example, see the movie The Birdcage. May be paid for their services in either US Dollar or tacos. If paying in tacos you must tip in salsa.
Damn bro, I just took a nasty shit. I gotta call the cleaner beaner to shine up my porcelain throne.
Cleaner Beaner by Mount Shasta January 10, 2008