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thunderlord by Gladius Jon May 6, 2016
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thunderturds
A unique defecation situation which is characterized by the rapid release of waste from the person's bowels-due to abnormal relaxation of the intestinal muscles, a chemical inbalance in the intestines and surplus gas buildup.
Due to the rapid release of fecal matter from the bowels, the proverbial plug of this high-pressure system is removed. What ensues is a wildcat release of pressure which is manifested in the form of flatulence that is extraordinarily foul, putrid and in most cases, loud.
Due to the rapid release of fecal matter from the bowels, the proverbial plug of this high-pressure system is removed. What ensues is a wildcat release of pressure which is manifested in the form of flatulence that is extraordinarily foul, putrid and in most cases, loud.
"Thunderturds. Because after a lightning, there's thunder."
"This is the Center for Disease Control, Johnston's got thunderturds again, quarantine the area."
"This is the Center for Disease Control, Johnston's got thunderturds again, quarantine the area."
thunderturds by JismJuice2000 May 7, 2004
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Thundercord
When an electric guitar or two electric guitars such as in the case of Lynard Skynard have distortion turned on and are playing the same note, normally the 3rd or 5th note of the scale at the exact same time but at different octives. This of course causes a goose bumpy sensation.
An example is in the chorus of more than a feeling. Boston uses alot of thunder chords. Also in Boys Are Back In Town, the repetitive guitar lick is a grouping of thundercords.
Thundercord by Joe Jaeger April 28, 2008
Thunderbird
Thunderbird by Smokey/Thunderbird August 29, 2017
Triumph Thunderbird
Noun.
1. a) Triumph's answer to the pitiful pleas of riders with dicks under 4 inches long who need a large displacement, grossly overweight motorcycle, to feel at least semi-adequate.
b) Triumph's response to losing a lawsuit brought by the GLBT coalition that charged Triumph with building the Bonneville and derivatives solely for heterosexual riders and demanding a Gay bike for alternative lifestyle riders. Upon seeing the new Thunderbird a GLBT spokesperson was quoted as saying: "Thweet!"
2. Triumph's attempt to appease the tasteless American masses. By abandoning classic style and adopting the Universal Japanese Motorcycle look (garnished with some rather obvious Harley Davidson touches), Triumph hopes to capture a few of the Rich Urban Bikers who buy both American and Japanese V-Twins.
3. Triumph's recognition of the American rider as both obese and slow witted. Oblivious to the irony, these riders who regularly criticize Harleys as being heavy and underpowered are beating down the doors to get Triumph's heavy and underpowered Thunderbird.
4. A Large useless motorcycle built for, and marketed to, rubes; the Thunderbird is easily recognizable as a Triumph because it says so on the tank.
5. Motorcycle of choice for the Silent Skulls Lone Riders Motorcycle Club (See also Mangina Motorcycle Corps)
1. a) Triumph's answer to the pitiful pleas of riders with dicks under 4 inches long who need a large displacement, grossly overweight motorcycle, to feel at least semi-adequate.
b) Triumph's response to losing a lawsuit brought by the GLBT coalition that charged Triumph with building the Bonneville and derivatives solely for heterosexual riders and demanding a Gay bike for alternative lifestyle riders. Upon seeing the new Thunderbird a GLBT spokesperson was quoted as saying: "Thweet!"
2. Triumph's attempt to appease the tasteless American masses. By abandoning classic style and adopting the Universal Japanese Motorcycle look (garnished with some rather obvious Harley Davidson touches), Triumph hopes to capture a few of the Rich Urban Bikers who buy both American and Japanese V-Twins.
3. Triumph's recognition of the American rider as both obese and slow witted. Oblivious to the irony, these riders who regularly criticize Harleys as being heavy and underpowered are beating down the doors to get Triumph's heavy and underpowered Thunderbird.
4. A Large useless motorcycle built for, and marketed to, rubes; the Thunderbird is easily recognizable as a Triumph because it says so on the tank.
5. Motorcycle of choice for the Silent Skulls Lone Riders Motorcycle Club (See also Mangina Motorcycle Corps)
Q. I am fat, gay, and afraid of Harleys but still want to pretend to be a biker, what motorcycle should I get?
A. The new Triumph Thunderbird of course!
A. The new Triumph Thunderbird of course!
Triumph Thunderbird by Bonnie4ever March 15, 2009
Thunderbird Wine
Thunderbird Wine:
"What's the word? Thunderbird!
What's the price? Fifty twice!
What's the reason? Grapes in season!
Who drinks the most? Them colored folks!
What's the reaction? Satisfaction!"
"What's the word? Thunderbird!
What's the price? Fifty twice!
What's the reason? Grapes in season!
Who drinks the most? Them colored folks!
What's the reaction? Satisfaction!"
Thunderbird Wine by knssilm January 2, 2012
thunderbird
Cheap shit hobo wine, in the league of wild irish rose or boone's hill. Flavour is shitty like the rose though.
thunderbird by Yoboface Killa August 14, 2004