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Felonie Fartinez = M3L@N!E M4RT!N£Z (TW) BELONGS BEHIND BARS
"Felonie tanked & porktals is a skip".

"Godlor outsold Felonie."
"Arigod outsold Felonie."
"Fadga outsold Felonie." (Yes, she did!)
Felonie by taawdaasd May 12, 2024

Felonie Martinez

An infantilized rapist who makes music about being a 30 year old baby.
"Did you hear Felonie Martinez' new song?"
"She makes music? I only know her from her rape allegations."
Felonie Martinez by orangeseagull December 16, 2025

Felonious Spunk

Sexual assault committed while jazz music is playing.
He prefers modal jazz when inflicting his Felonious Spunk.

Felonious Thelonius 

A nickname given to the great jazz pianist Thelonius Monk due to the friendships he had with cultural rabble rousers like Allen Ginsberg and Timothy Leary.
We love the freedom we feel when Felonious Thelonius sets us on fire!
Trish Best, best known by her stage name FELONI, is an African-American lesbian rapper from Detroit, Michigan. She is also known by many of her fans as the "Godmother" of the "out" urban lesbian hip-hop movement. She was featured on Coming Out Stories, a reality television show on LOGO that depicts the lives of gays and lesbians coming out to their families and friends.
That lesbian rapper FELONI is off the hook! You should check out her album!
FELONI by CWWP21 August 8, 2008

felonize 

The act of upgrading a misdemeanor charge to a felony. This is usually because there are prior convictions for the same crime. In a drug case, it could be because the drug quantity ended up being greater than originally thought, and a felony amount.
Damn, I got caught with a bag of weed. The cops of the scene thought it was a misdemeanor amount. When the lab weighed it, it came back heavy and they felonized me!

I caught a DUI, and because I have three priors, they felonized this one.
felonize by Joe Bod August 1, 2010