tysonize

make small, and grow hair.

Bozo the clown was tysonized.

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Mike Tysonized

1. When someone gets knocked out. 2. When someone gets tired.

3. Biting someone.

1. I punched this guy so hard that he got Mike Tysonized}!
2. I got Mike Tysonized last night from working a double shift.
3. Johnny is a bad dude, he Mike Tysonized Darryl's ear off so bad that there was a trail of blood.

by Chocoboywonder September 3, 2017

Tysonite

Someone who is an avid follower, fan, or believer of Neil deGrasse Tyson, the famed science popularizer and astrophysicist.

After watching his epic show, Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey, I became a Tysonite!

by mhhyoung May 9, 2014

Tyronize

To convert the size of your male gential to a much bigger size and much darker. It is mostly used by Chinese/ Asian people because how small their genitals are. Once you are tyronize, all the girls will want you. There's no going back.

-hey bro, should I tyronize myself? I need more bitches.
- dude you should. Nobody will want that 2 inch dick.

by Tyrone$ August 7, 2017