After being hit from fecal fallout upon entering a shared bathroom (usually at work), the person/people you suspect that are dropping miasmic mud missiles and
proboscis poopy-traps, rendering the bathroom the likes of a war-torn region. The poopetrator(s) are typically, but not limited to, males ages 30-60 who have recently gained
excessive mass, had a recent change to gait, and/or are slender kombucha and
tea drinkers.
Me, returning from
the bathroom and warning a colleague, “CODE BROWN! The bathroom has been
annihilated!”
Colleague, “Seriously! Who would’ve done that?”
Me, “I
believe it to be the usual poopetrator(s).