asleep style 

A sex position, but also a sex CONCEPT. The idea is that you ask the lady until you're good and sleeping and then to get it on with you real careful like.

'I had Tina try asleep style on me.'

'did it work?'

'Who knows man. who knows.'

asleep style by neilmobile February 12, 2006

fall asleep standing up 

Term used to show how difficult a task is, or the amount of time something would require.

I’d have to fall asleep standing up to teach that girl to be DTF. So fuckin prude, it would take forever…

I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.

fall asleep standing up by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

asleep style 

hitting that shit while she's asleep.

the old lady fell passed out early, so i hit that shit asleep style

asleep style by skootch June 7, 2005

Fell Asleep in the Shower

An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.

Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.

Fell Asleep in the Shower by barcelonaIV April 12, 2015

asleep at the switch 

Neglectful of an important task or responsibility

That punk is always be asleep at the switch.

asleep at the switch by The Return of Light Joker September 22, 2009

asleepsies 

being asleep. but fuckin awesomer!

my peepsies are asleepsies!

asleepsies by Holly & Teannah November 14, 2004

Kicks like a sleep twitch 

An excessive running adventure through a city or town. Anyone can do it but is hard to truly master if you don't know the papillon.

Damn he really kicks like a sleep twitch

Kicks like a sleep twitch by Praise_Xenu July 31, 2011