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fall asleep standing up 

Term used to show how difficult a task is, or the amount of time something would require.
I’d have to fall asleep standing up to teach that girl to be DTF. So fuckin prude, it would take forever…

I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.

asleep style 

hitting that shit while she's asleep.
the old lady fell passed out early, so i hit that shit asleep style
asleep style by skootch June 7, 2005

Fell Asleep in the Shower

An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.
Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.

asleep at the switch 

Neglectful of an important task or responsibility
That punk is always be asleep at the switch.

asleepsies 

being asleep. but fuckin awesomer!
my peepsies are asleepsies!
asleepsies by Holly & Teannah November 14, 2004

Kicks like a sleep twitch 

An excessive running adventure through a city or town. Anyone can do it but is hard to truly master if you don't know the papillon.
Damn he really kicks like a sleep twitch