Pottery 

A deliberate misspelling of the word "poetry" when referring to an event. The word is often used as an ironic display of amusement, either at others' hubris or at poor attempts at dept and wit.
It was originated from George Lucas's explanation about his work on Star Wars: "You see the echo of where all is gonna go. It's like poetry, they rhyme".

>son of two police officers
>biggest repeat child molester in the town

like pottery

Pottery by evilton January 2, 2017

Pottery 

An alarmingly common spelling mistake for "poetry" seen at the deviantART internet community.

omg i am teh heart ur pottery!!!55

Pottery by anderskorte June 30, 2005

Pottery 

1. Relying entirely on sorcery and witchcraft to get your ways instead of finding a nonsupernatural way to get the job done.

Comes from the popular Harry Potter instruction manuals about witchcraft.

1. Don't bother trying to pass the class by asking the queen of faeries for the quiz answers, all she does is practice Pottery.

Pottery by Brent Fisher September 26, 2004

Pottery 

Fellatio. A blow-job.

Cindy is such a dumb whore, but she sure can give pottery.

Yo, Cedric, did you get pottery in the stall again?

Pottery by Rick aka Flames December 28, 2007

Pottery 

A type of craft that may lead to dirty talk.

Usualy created pots out of various types of clay

Pottery tips:
Don't touch or fondle the clay too much as it would get hard.
If it's dry, remember to add more moisture. Keep your clay moist at all times.
(pinch pot) widen the hole slowly so it doesn't tear. Rub against the walls to stretch it out. Remember to keep it moist.

Stick your fingers in the hole and add more is it widens. Remember, stretch it slowly so it doesn't tear. Use your fingers with care. Tools could be used.

Stop taking my tools, get your own tools. I still need it to stretch the holes.

Other funny phrases said during pottery:
Pass me a kidney/give me your kidney.
Keep stabbing with the needle
Hollow it out the insides properly

Pottery by -peluche- June 14, 2017

pottery 

The figure, artisanry and craftsmanship associated with the female figure.

Yo, nice pottery, Megan!

pottery by clitschen schoezen August 25, 2014

Pottery 

Another name that is given to the Cannabis plant in order to hide it from authorities.

Person 1: Hey man, wanna go do some pottery
Person 2: Sure man, sounds like a blast

Pottery by Masterms April 27, 2019