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a galahak is mix of geak,nerd,gamer,social,anti-social,raver,comidian,and dremer.
basicly he/she gets good grades but not until the very end of the school year. He/she watches people play games on youtube but only plays minecraft. hes/shes funny and social with freinds but not with people who scare him/her of that he/she dosent know that person. He/she will listen to rave and dubstep because it inspiars him/her. he/she is funny to aduilts but kids his/her age just dont get any joke they will tell. and finaly from time to time you'll here an insparational quote from him/her oh and they suck at using grammer.
basic human: omg him/her your such a galahak.
him/her: prepare to be sacraficed to saitin
galahak by Totsogtfout July 3, 2015
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Cheapest lager beer around . 87 cent a can. If you can find cheaper ill refund it. . . .
John; "You gunna get twisted tonight man?"
Winthorpe; "No ive hardly any money"
John: "Sure jus go on the Galahad mate, Cheap as chips. . . "
Galahad by softboyz June 21, 2009

Galahad Motherfucker 

The traditional call when the legendary galahad marathon, usually resulting in anal.
Jon: "I feel like a drink"

Spence: "GALAHAD MOTHERFUCKERRRRRR"
a cry baby from arthurian legend, who is into understanding his enemy, instead of killing him cannot even hold a candlestick holder to Tristan
Tristan: hey man, want a beer
Galahad: no that was made from hops harvested unjustly
(smack, Tristan beats him over the head and goes and has a beer)
galahad by Snowman McKnives May 1, 2005
person 1: why dont chickens wear pants?
person 2: why?
person 1: because their peckers are on top

person 2 and 1: galahad! LMAO
Galahad by GrimReaper999 May 13, 2010
Galahad is a chill guy to hang with hes always there for you and is one sexy mf.
Galahad fuck me
Galahad by Travypatty November 22, 2021

galanakis 

A guy with little to no hair and no life ambition and goals.
This dude is so galanakis!!
galanakis by Liakos July 6, 2022