Gargoyling 

The act of puking and shitting at the same time. Derived from the position one must assume in order to accurately land all excrement into a single toilet.

The combination of Montezuma tequila shots and late night taco bell left me gargoyling into the early morning.

Gargoyling by M Jonesy February 3, 2010

Gargoyling 

it's when you go to the toilet in some ramdom bathroom and you need to drop a deuce but the toilet is so gross that you perch yourself on it while your taking a dump.

that bathroom was so nasty I had to perch myself to take a shit, total gargoyling.

Gargoyling by neofloyd March 16, 2009

Gargoyling 

The act of squatting on the top of a keg and drinking from the tap.

She was gargoyling on the keg.

Gargoyling by luvniswutigot October 24, 2009

gargoyling 

The act of painting one's body silver, then at night turning on a light and commencing to jerk in front of a window. When people pass by they will see the image of a gargoyle.

When Justine walked by my window, she glanced over to see me gargoyling

gargoyling by The Gargoyler March 19, 2009

Gargoyling 

(v): The act of peering down into a large group of people gathered in a large social setting (typically a bar or party) with the intent of flirting (or picking up) people in the group. Usually used as a negative connotation.

The girls were eager to leave the bar when they noticed the group of young men gargoyling them from the 2nd level.

Gargoyling by vadnp August 30, 2009

Gargoyling 

The look someone has as they are perched on a railing of some sort before attempting a back flip.

If you look in the distance you can see Jesco gargoyling from the top deck.

Gargoyling by uncle woodrow June 2, 2015

Gargoyling 

In the U.S military, a form of hazing unwanted soldiers by their peers. Gargoyle refers to the position one assumes on another’s bed post. The others in the barracks then hold down the bed sheets of said sleeping soldier, while the one “gargoyling” shits on that soldiers face.

“There will be NO GARGOYLING in this barrack!”
“Let’s gargoyle PVT. Duke, I fucking hate that douche”

Gargoyling by Cuzinfockher February 10, 2023