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non-friend 

A person who you secretly adore and consider to be a close friend, yet they are so irritating that you are physically unable to utter the word friend without adding the prefix non-.
Friend: Wow your roommate sure is one of a kind...do you guys even get along?
You: ...well she is actually my best non-friend.
non-friend by J.H.M April 22, 2021

non friend 

someone you are no longer friends with but not quite enemies enough for nemesis or frienemy to be the right word to describe them when people bring them up to you in conversation without using their name.
mutual friend: "I was just talking to your nemesis..."
you: "I prefer the term 'non friend', nemesis suggests I'm taking part in some active hate again them, when I honestly don't care anymore."
non friend by iareally May 29, 2015

non-platonic friend 

A relationship which has either a romantic or sexual component, or both.
They have become non-platonic friends.
non-platonic friend by letschatt November 26, 2013

designated non-discriminatory friend 

This is the true wingman. The friend in your group who does not discriminate against anyone of the oppisite sex. They will hook up with the fugliest of fugly. The next day when you talk to them, after going out, they never talk about themselves they only want to make sure you hooked up! You can use " DNDF" to shorten it up.
Joe will help you hook up, he is our designated non-discriminatory friend. Last night, he hit a whale just so I could get with her friend! He is a true DNDF!!

Non-Discriminating Friend 

1: A guy friend, usually semi-attractive, who acts as a friend and wingman for his friend who is trying to pick up an extremely attractive girl who is being blocked by her DUFF. This man is not afraid to sleep with a three hundred pound gorilla, and is a vital asset to his friend who is attempting to get with the hot girl.

2: The ultimate counter to the big fat friend
The Non-Discriminating friend's motto: So what if you're a cow? I'll nail you anyhow.

Brads Non-Deceptive, Non-Judgemental Friend 

Lovely person who is not judgemental or deceptive. An inspiration to us all.