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The alteration of the name "Martin", these people tend to be a hip independant youngster who tends to have a plain name, but wishes to have a catchier name, the name Martano is this such name. This name should not be used by anyone who is not of a popular status as they may bring shame to the name and will get "ripped" for trying to use such a cool name.
Friend: "Hey, Martin what are you up to?"
Martano: "Hey, just call me Martano ok?"
Stranger: "Whoa you must be cool with a name like that!"
Martano: "Guys!"
Martano by Martano Brien September 12, 2004
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Mariano Crime Family 

The Mariano Crime Family is a Family that was started by a young male while in middle school, that started out as an italian gang in Elmira, NY.

The main bosses name is Leon Mariano who is around 75 years old. Its also believed that they have people ranging as far west as Jamestown NY, and as far East as NYC, their consigliere is even rumored to be a past worker of the Bonanno crime family.

The Mariano Family is also believed to have connections with casinos in Las Vegas.
"That mans got connections with The Mariano Crime Family, so be nice"

"Elmira, is mainly The Mariano Crime Family territory"

jess mariano 

saimas husband, the perfect guy with the BEST hair 😌
jess mariano by Aababhgirk January 30, 2021

laura marano 

Beautiful actress who plays Ally in Austin and Ally. She's drop dead gorgeous.
Hey who's that pretty girl in Austin and Ally?

Her name is Laura Marano. My daughter adores her.
laura marano by Poppy Rose November 11, 2014

laura marano 

Beautiful actress of Irish-Italian descent that rose to fame through her role as Ally Dawson on the Disney Channel hit sitcom, Austin & Ally, and her various musical projects. She is often described as adorkable as she is very sweet and kind, and is a harry potter aficionado. She has partaken in various charitable organizations and her sister is Vanessa Marano.
Wow, Laura Marano's IMDB comments are full of men talking her booty.
laura marano by Starkgirl_hey January 5, 2017

martinoving 

The act of rejecting, escaping from, ignoring, or in any other way avoiding a single person until they leave you alone.
"Hey why is Tim alone?"
"We are martinoving him. Don't go over there."
martinoving by RealYeezy October 7, 2016

Martanian Bearcrawl 

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.
Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.