textvo 

textvo as in convo except in the form of a text. Where you have a lengthy textversation but textvo is a much cooler word to say because it makes you sound cool and super hot and makes you want to eat honey and the best honey around is holy honey. Google Holy Honey and buy some and textvo your friends on how delicious and amazing it is.

I had a textvo with my girl Angie on how amazing Holy Honey is.

textvo by Holy Honey April 26, 2015

college textbook 

A poorly written "book" that you are forced by naive professors to purchase at outrageous prices. To curb the used market, the pages are renumbered, the cover changed, and the book republished as a "new edition" every few years.

Person #1: Dude, i just sold back all my college textbooks and got $80 dollars! Sweet!
Person #2: Do you remember what you paid for them?
Person #1: Yeah, $600. Why?
Person #2: Never mind...

college textbook by Justin The Something August 26, 2007

textjob 

The act of placing ones cellular device onto their genitalia, followed by a person sending repeated text messages, until the recipient of the textjob reaches sexual climax. Has been known to cause damage to cell phones when performed carelessly.

Jim: Man, Dave was really pissed after I banged his wife. He wouldn't stop texting me, so I threw my phone in my pocket and he gave me a textjob!

Todd: Nice dude! Now Dave and his wife have made you bust a nut!

textjob by Hammer of Jesus June 28, 2017

mucho texto 

A common response to a large and obnoxious block of text.

Person 1: fuck people who play jenga wrong
“YoU tOucHEd ThAt BlOcK So yOu HavE tO PuLl tHat OnE Out”

Go fuck yourself, that’s not how the fucking game is played, you dumb, the fuck, asshole.

Quoted from the official Jenga rules:

“Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. “

You’ve never even fucking read the rules have you, you shithead idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first?FUCKING NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate fuck.

Person 2: mucho texto

mucho texto by IHateReading52 November 1, 2020

textversation 

A lengthy conversation mediated through text messaging that usually involves a successive exchange of text messages within a short time frame.

I just had textversation with my girlfriend that lasted for twenty minutes.

textversation by Nichik March 21, 2010

Gesture Textbook 

Kim Taehyung aka BTS V member of the extraordinary boyband BTS

Kpop idols and trainees watch BTS V fancams to learn from his stage presence and various expressions. V's "stage gestures" are enough to make one lose their sanity.

K-media has labelled BTS V as "ROOKIES BIBLE", "STAGE GENIUS" & "GESTURE TEXTBOOK"

Kim Taehyung is rookie idols role model and Gesture Textbook

Gesture Textbook by kpop happening May 10, 2021

Textbook Daddy 

(Noun)

Someone whose studying behaviors are attractive. A subcategory of "daddy" but applicable across genders/sex.

Can be used to reference one's studious partner.

My girlfriend is a total textbook daddy; she's been studying all day every day for grad school.

Textbook Daddy by LostHiker November 10, 2021