asspilot 

One who navigates the anal canal: a sodomist. "Asspilot" likens the sodomist to a maritime pilot familiar with local and dangerous waters; ports would retain pilots to go aboard foreign mercantile ships and to safely navigate them to dock or to an anchorage.

"Is he an asspilot?"
"He's gay, if that's what you're really asking."

asspilot by atanarjuat October 20, 2006

Ass Pilot 

1. One who controls the ass during anal sex. Typically used in reference to gay males. "Pilot" implies that this is a master of anal sex.
2. A person that is tailgating you on the freeway.

(first definition)
Come over here and fuck me in the ass you Ass Pilot.

(second definition)
*looking in rearview mirror*
Get off my ass you fucking Ass Pilot!!!

Ass Pilot by wufei September 9, 2004

Assplotion 

When someone blows up the bathroom in flatulence and/or faeces.

Someone left an Assplotion all over the toilet bowl.

Assplotion by Hectorcaliente October 5, 2011

assplotion 

when your cat's ass explodes in the litter box.

Fluffy has had yet another assplotion!

assplotion by witchBri January 8, 2015