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like a dog chasing a truck

SOMEONE OUTSIDE THEIR LEAGUE WHEN IT COMES TO CHASING WOMEN.
NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WHEN HE CATCH'S HER.
(PETER)....YOU WERE OUT LAST NIGHT TRYING TO CHAT UP THAT BLONDE AT THE PUB
(JOHN)....YEAH! HE IS LIKE A DOG CHASING A TRUCK,WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN HE CATCHES HER.
(PETER)....GET FUCKED CUNT..
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Fell off a Truck 

Was stolen, lifted, burgled, etc.
"Where did you get that expensive new V.C.R. and Bicycle?"

"They fell off a truck."
Fell off a Truck by Branduff January 16, 2009

fell off the back of a truck 

A reply generally given by bentnose boys to the law-abiding consumer to convince them goods are legit. Now often used sarcastically to refer to stolen goods.
Lula Mae: This TV is very affordable. It's not stolen is it?
Vinny the Mafioso: Nah, it fell off the back of a truck
fell off the back of a truck by oz November 7, 2003

puberty hit me like a truck 

When someone is born ugly AF then puberty hits and they become hot
Remember what I looked like at 13? Damn, puberty hit me like a truck

Three Chunts in a Truck

A game played by Chicano adolescents all over Southern California (aka So Cal), as an alternative to your average game of Slug Bug. One sibling/friend slugs the other when they find a stereotypical Mexican work truck (often spotted with shoddy primer jobs, brahma bull stickers on the door, old english font surname/birthplace window decals and landscaping machinery in the bed) and with three or more Mexican seated inside. When calling out, you say the number of people in the pickup, so the number always changes. Brownie points for more people than seats in said vehicle.
"Dude, Chata- Four Chunts in a Truck!"
(a hefty slug ensues)

"No way Pendeja, that's only Three Chunts in a Truck!!"
(retaliation slug)

flip a truck 

When you "flip a truck" you acully f**k a fat lady ;* :D
Kendal: "Why do you say flip a truck?"
Laura: "I think I means f**k?
Jake: "Yes i fliped a truck last night!"
flip a truck by Khampp:) June 28, 2011