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the cradler 

a sex position in which the male carries the female upside-down while having sex with her. During the intercourse the female eats the males anus. Many hardcore males run around the room or run on a treadmill while performing the cradler.
person 1: "hey man hows the gf?"
person 2: "pretty good"
person 1: "have you guys done the cradler yet?"
person 2: "no not yet but im gettin there man, im gettin there..."
the cradler by jesuitranger May 13, 2006
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rob the cradle 

To have a love interest that is significantly younger than oneself in age.

antonym=rob the grave
Typically, older man and younger women, but not always.
"I want to rob the cradle, I want to trade my 40 year old wife in for two twenty year olds"
For example, further than 5 years apart in age might signal a cradle-robbing". Even more years yells it!
rob the cradle by kiddm May 9, 2007

robbing the cradle 

Having relations with a person who is significantly younger than you.
The middle aged man robbed the cradle with the teenager.
robbing the cradle by Chris January 19, 2003

And the cat's in the cradle 

An expression used as a respond when someone passes the millionth raincheck for a get together or date.
Derives from the Harry Chapin song "Cat's in the Cradle", telling the story of a father who never has time for his son and when the son grows up, he never has time for his father.
- So, how about that movie night we've been trying to have for six months now?
- Dude, I can't. Not now, I've got a lot on my schedule. Another time?
- "And the cat's in the cradle". Fine, another time then...

- Brad, dude, we've got this awesome party coming up this Friday. Why don't you join us? You've been away for months with your job.
- I can't, I have another deadline on Friday. I'm sorry. How about next Saturday?
- "And the cat's in the cradle". Screw you Brad, you never have time for us anymore.

kickin it at the cradle

hanging out at one's own house
"yo snoop, what's good?"
"not shit man, just kickin it at the cradle."
"oh shit, let me come through!"

"what're you doing tonight?"
"ah nothing...just about to kick it at the cradle."

rocking the cradle 

when you have a relationship with someone who is very young
Jack: Yo, How old is Rebecca?
Joe: She is 14, why?
Jack: aw dude that aint right, your rocking the cradle
rocking the cradle by poprocks June 20, 2007

the cradle 

sex position; the girl is on top, and the guy is sitting up straight with his legs out. The girl wraps her legs around his torso and her arms around his back. the guy then pounds away. also, u can make out or look into each others eys for enhanced pleasure in this position
dude i totally did the cradle with my gf last night. it was amazing..
the cradle by brad k January 22, 2008