The clown 

“The clown” a term used to describe people with the following traits:

-Lack of empathy

-Tendency to backstab people

-Hissing

-Manipulation

-Superiority complex

-Prefers people of under the age of 15

-Will do anything for clout

-Is an overall asshole.

-Hey dude look! It’s the clown, he’s with a bunch of 14 year olds lmao
-Isn’t he like 20?
-Yea what a joke xd

The clown by IAteHerMelon May 6, 2020

The Clown 

Another word for McDonalds

I got a Big Mac at the clown today.

The Clown by Kyle230 June 25, 2009

The Clown 

Girl is giving head to guy just ready to cum. She swiftly orally amputates the tip of his penis, quickly collects escaping jizz, and smears it in his face. The crowning acheivement of this intimate act is the placement of the penis head on to his nose. Allow hilarity to insue.

The hungry girl forgot her manners and gave her one night stand the clown; he was in the ER for re-attatchment surgery for 17 hours.

The Clown by Ryanita November 3, 2006

The Clown 

When a guy is eating a girl's butthole in the dark and does not know that she is on her period, and as he is eating out the butthole his nose is in her vagina, when finished he comes up with a red nose like a clown.

Nick got the clown this weekend and is now called bozo.

The Clown by Straight Clownin June 30, 2008

the clown 

Getting "the clown" constitutes receiving fellatio from a woman while keeping one's member unerect, thus ending the night in a tragic yet hilarious manner. Most likely performed while vacationing in Paris.

"Dude, my friend totally got the clown during March break"
"Aww... that's terrible... and sort of funny"

the clown by lulzguyz March 23, 2008

The Clown 

turning your head from side to side during the act of masturbation with the aim of blowing your load into your mouth. Similar to the clowns at the fair where you place the ball in the clowns mouth.

"i totally rocked out the clown the other night when i was bored.... come on man every guys tasted their own jizz at least once!"

The Clown by M*+Ch November 2, 2011

The Clown 

The clown hidden inside the outer core of the planet scaring the Scared Geologists that make the planet spin. His head is made of columns of titanium alloys. He can only be killed by The Shovel.

"Oh shit! It's The Clown!!!!!"
"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"

The Clown by empha September 18, 2023